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| 2 Muslim couples want 2 celebrate their sons circumcision. But they didn’t know the English word 2 print on the invitation. They print like this. (CuTiNg CerOmoneY Of FUCKING instrument) |
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| Hold in ur hand pace it between ur lips
n move it around in ur mouth. Touch the end point in ur finger, den kiss n gently nibble de sites. Chit throw de “TOOTH PICK” |
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| Hold it base in 1 hand n using ur tongue
upward 1st, 1st site then the other. Press ur lips against it edges n rollup ur tongue smoothly. Is it COOL ICE CREAM? |
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| Ur taking out facility s barred due to 2 non settlmnt of blls. Pls mke immediate settlement. It may cause inconvenient when u wants 2 have SEX. |
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| 25 useless things on a man: 20 nails u cant hammer, 2 tits u cant milk, 2 balls u cant throw, 1 cock that cant crow. don’t laugh lady, pussy cant catch mice either |
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| New Budget: All Boobs will be taxed according to sizes. 40-42:Burden tax, 38-40:Wealth tax, 34-36:Entertainment tax, 32-34:Excitement tax, 26-30:Development tax! |
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| What is sex? * Its like nokia connecting people. *Its like mirenda never rush. *Its like pepsi ask for more. * Its like pringels ones you pop you cant stop!!! |
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