© Risvi Wap Ent. 2007
| Funny SMS 6 :: |
| If u sneeze once, think I’m remembering
u. If u sneeze twice, think I want 2 meet u. If u sneeze thrice, think
I’m missing u. Sneeze 4th time… FOOL TAKE A TABLET. |
|
------------------- |
| I saw U on the road. That day… U were looking So fine, Ur face So divine, Ur walk So perfect… My heart started 2 sing a sweet song… Who let the DOG out? |
|
------------------- |
| News: 3 Chimps escaped from the Zoo. 1 was caught watching tv…Another playing football and third one was caught reading this txt massage. |
| SEX is my fav. I do it regularly. Do it
& feel good! U will enjoy it! I will die without SEX. S-leep E-eat X-ercise. Do it everyday. Good for U. |
|
------------------- |
| Sorry 2 disturb u. it’s urgent. Can u fax me ur PHOTO quickly. Serious matter has come up, actually we were playing cards & we lost the “JOKER” |
|
------------------- |
| FREE… is a valuable word in marketing. Buy 1 bra, get 1 vibrator free. Buy 1 box of underwear, get 1 pkt of condom free. Take for a nite, AIDS totally Free. Call now… |
|
------------------- |
| Husbnd asks, Do u knw the meaning of
WIFE. It means, Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife on hearing this says, With Idiot For Ever. |
|
------------------- |
| This time I’m sure about what I’m
feeling & I’m gonna say it… I I l I lo I lov I love I love y I love yo I love yoghurt. Do u like it too? |
|
------------------- |
| AYUBOWAN. This is All Sri Lanka Anti
Sleep Association’s special midnite service, Our aim is 2 dsturb the
sleep of others. Thank u. |
|
------------------- |
| If you save this message it means I’m cute. If you edit this, I’m still cute. If you forward this your spreading that I’m cute & if you erase this, you are jealous Of me coz I’m cute. |
|
------------------- |
| This cat, Is cat, A cat, Perfect cat, Way cat, To Cat, Keep cat, An cat, Idiot cat, Busy cat, For Cat, 20 seconds cat. Now read it again Without the cat! |
|
------------------- |
| Sorry 2 disturb u but u must be a friend of …………, can u Inform him that he left his mobile on my bed last night. Thanks – JENNIFER LOPEZ |
|
------------------- |
|
|
|
© Risvi Wap Ent. 2007 |