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| R: is 4 red. RED: is 4 blood BLOOD: is 4 heart HEART: is 4 love LOVE: is 4 you YOU: is 4 me ME: is u (ITS NOT 4 U) |
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| I am getting married next Sunday. There would b a small party & only few pple wll b invited. Dnt brng any gift. Just brng SOMEONE 2 marry me! |
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| U r an…. Motive, hOnest and, National King of Youth. R u agree? So, u r real MONKY. |
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| Always start ur day with a lot of… SEX. S-mile E-nergy X-citement |
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| I still feel, that u r so close 2 me. Its true even in my dreams. I culdn’t b @least here. I just wanna tell u . Leave me n GO AWAY. “BAD SMELL” |
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| “If u could cook,” said the husband, “We
could fire the chef” “If u could screw,” replied the wife, “ We could fire the driver”. |
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| Bite the neck gently, chew the breast softly, spread the legs slowly n suck the juice excitingly. That’s way you should eat “TANDOORI CHICKEN” |
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| Tom in a Art gallery: This terrible
thing u call as modern art! Dealer: I beg ur pardon sir, this is a mirror. |
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| Exam’s r like GIRL FRIENDS: -Too many questions -Difficult 2 understand -More explanation needed. -Results is always FAILED. |
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| I met u last night. Ur eyes were
sparkling stars, face was moon, smile was lightning n dress was black
sky. Stop dreaming! I am talking abt butiful NIGHT |
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| y do v close our eyes when v pray? when v cry? When v imagine? when v kiss? Coz the most wonderful things in life r unseen & can be felt Only by the heart. |
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| Statistics : At this Moment 5 million Are having sex 2 Million are in gun Fights 91 million At a party and one Sad fucker is reading This SMS |
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